Riske poems

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Permalink Reply by CCR on January 23, 2009 at 12:49am

New poem by Pam Ayres

Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits By Pam Ayres

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

'Cos tits can be such troublesome things
When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.

When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.

When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.

When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
When people see less of them rather than more,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

Permalink Reply by Dawn ~Joseph's Mom on January 23, 2009 at 10:43am

Oh, how cute! Thank God I'm only a B cup, my don't hang too low!

Permalink Reply by Laura A on October 17, 2009 at 3:54pm

Way too cute! Loved it!

Permalink Reply by Lisa in Michigan on January 26, 2009 at 10:26pm

Not going to delete this. We are supposed to help other moms. The young ones need to be forewarned. Thanks for the laugh CCR.

Permalink Reply by CCR on February 12, 2009 at 4:24pm

do your ears hang low,do they wabble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow.........................
can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier, do your ears hang low...........
And you can substitute anything for ears you would like. ha ha

Permalink Reply by NitaBee on October 11, 2009 at 11:17am

That was a really cute poem. I got a chuckle out of it. And this being October, The Breast CAncer Awareness Month. This poem could almost send a humorous message to take care of them. In fact, I am past due for a mammagram. But since I have no insurance, I will haveto find me a place where they will do one for almost free.

Permalink Reply by Jen - Ship10mom(Div340) on October 29, 2010 at 1:15pm

funny!