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I just got a letter from my son today and there is this one line that makes me chuckle over and over again...I thought it might be fun to share these if anyone else has any. I considered putting it in context for ya'll but thought it wouldn't be as funny. So, in David Letterman style, I will start with my so far funniest line home from my son was:

"I guess not everybody appreciates ninjas."

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I got basically the same line...

"This weekend is going to be cake. I am getting my wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow and I will be confined to my quarters for the weekend. So it will be an easy weekend!"

In the next letter, however, he said...

"Getting your wisdom teeth pulled sucks! I can barely eat and I am in lots of pain. But I will get over it."

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have one more

this was in a letter to his step dad.

MY RDC SENIOR CHIEF REMINDS ME OF YOU ALOT, HE IS ALWAYS TELLING US THIS AINT BURGER KING YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR WAY. WHEN HE SAYS THIS YOU POP IN MY HEAD AND I HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT A LOT OF WHAT YOU SAID AND TAUGHT ME HAVE HELPED ME HERE AT BC"

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halluyah!

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Lisa,lol.my son told me about the burger king thing too.

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There is also something they made us do in bootcamp called "Sharks" Your kids will know if you ask them about it...anyways Our RDC's were really mad one night and made the whole division get down on the ground and do sharks ( which is laying flat on your stomache raising your arms and legs in the air has high as you could and moving them up and down) Ok soo picture that and think of a whole division doing that while chanting "PLEASE MISTER SHARK DONT EAT ME THIS RECRUIT DONT TASTE SO GOOD" over and over again..!!!

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Ok thats a mental picture I didnt need......LOL

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My daughter wrote her her sisters and said after showing everyone the pics I send......"Lace everyone says you look like me, I think thats a complaiment even though right now my hair is really short and uneven, I wear pants that go up past my bellybutton and tube socks with a button up shirt unbloused. Bran, theres a girl here that reminds me of you.....shes always running around naked!! "

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They pulled my teeth out , ive got stiches but i got to lay in bed for 2 straight days it was awesome!!!! (His Wisdom teeth were Pulled) Ha

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micah wrote this of some personal inspection drills they had to do a few weeks back:
"what do captain peterson's farts smell like?"
"petty officer, captain peterson's farts smell like roses and freshly baked brownies, petty officer!"

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The fist letter I got (during processing) included these 2 lines: I can't wait to start working out. I'll smoke all these other chicks. In the next letter she told me that she had shin splints and her thighs were really sore...

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"Why in God's name did I do this, why I should have just went to college"!

"The food is a step above school food"!

"Yes, don't laugh, can you believe I am the Laundry Petty Office, this the boy who always got yelled at for not making that hamper that was a foot in front of the clothes on the floor"!

"I have never had to button so many buttons on a pair of pants in my life, I hope I don't split the butt out"!

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My son wrote he couldn't wait to take a shower by himself.

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